It Should Be A Little Harder Than This To Escape Prison

(Globe) — Surveillance video from a jail in Garland County, Ark. captured an inmate escaping by crawling through a sliding window over a counter, then running out of the building. The inmate, identified as Derrick Estell, was reportedly in jail for charges including aggravated robbery, theft, and fleeing, and a manhunt is underway to return him to jail.

Whenever I watch prison shows/movies I always wonder just how accurate they are. Are prisons actually gay porn gangbangs with people getting raped by brooms and White Supremacists stabbing black people while everyone in a cell yells FRESSHHH FISHHHHH or is that all an exaggeration? Well it looks like I have my answer. They’re day care centers with less attentive guardians. Guys can just hang out, chat on the phone all day then jump over a 4 ft counter and stroll to freedom. Sort of makes you wonder why anyone stays there at all, doesn’t it?